STAR you looked amizingly cute adorable and i am jealous i didnt get to take you to that dance =( but yes hun i miss your face hope you are doing great YAY
mother earth checks herself into an abortion clinic. santa claus crash lands into the arabian desert. mermaids are caught by fishermen and sold to be turned into sushi. the easter bunny is hunted and feasted on this easter. Uncle Sam becomes estranged from his family. The groundhog commits suicide as it refuses to look at its sorry self. the president is assassinated on president's day and his face is never printed into greenbacks. the yeti is found and killed, fashioning his fur into the latest winter coats by dolce and gabbana. the Loch Ness monster is found and is beaten to death by schools of gators. Unicorns have their heads cut and mounted onto shelves for home decor. Martin Luther King turns out to have shot Tupac and Biggie, Puff Daddy the accomplice. Memorial day is forgotten. Thanksgiving becomes extinct as wild javelinas eat away at their populace. Humans are replaced by manbearpigs and children with boycuboinks. language is abolished. but the mockingbird still flutters its wings.