• In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Steven could use to kill you, including the room itself. • Steven played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won. • Crop circles are Steven's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. • Circles exist because Steven beat the crap out of some squares. • Steven can divide by zero. • Steven is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. • Steven has two speeds: walk and kill. • Steven once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV, and the game beat itself out of fear. • You are what you eat. That is why Steven's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children. • Steven can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. • Steven is the reason why Waldo is hiding. • Steven doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. • Steven does not sleep. He waits. • If you ask Steven what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. • If you can see Steven, he can see you. If you can't see Steven you may be only seconds away from death. • Steven's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. • A man once asked Steven if his real name is "Levy". Steven did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded. • Steven once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way. • Steven appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," he replied, "That's no glitch." • Steven recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.