I'm a weirdo smart-alec with a penchant for cursing.
I am Here for:
the times when I'm bored and have nothing else to do.
Hobbies:
I like to read, write, watch horror flicks and most of all, listen to music at a volume likely to endanger my eardrums. I also sing at that same volume, and poorly. I post stupid meaningless vlogs on YouTube and I love it.
Favorite Movies:
If it has a zombie or legions of zombies, I'm in. Romantic Comedies could be a lot better if someone (preferably the fancy leading lad) were eaten alive by his romantic interest. Zombie love is indeed, beautiful. I also enjoy indie films, John Waters and his gorgeous kitschy movies, and anything else that makes me uncomfortable, think, or on occasion, horny.
Favorite TV Shows:
The Office, My Name is Earl, Scrubs, 30 Rock...yes NBC has me locked down for Thursday night. Otherwise, FUCK OFF TELEVISION! I also watch the weather. I like the swirly colored pictures behind the meteorologist.
Favorite Music:
Rock, punk, rockabilly, southern rock, blues, bluegrass, alternative, classic rock...I fucking love music!!
Favorite Books:
I like horror. I like poetry. I like short stories. I like psychology texts.
I Love:
Glenn Danzig and wish to bear his illegitimate love child.
I Hate:
Selfish prick bastards, closed minded individuals, prejudice and also, seafood. Yeah fuck a bunch of seafood.
