When I was born I was in a gift shop at a hospital. There were other penguins there, but different colors. The colors were pink, blue, yellow, and myself which is purple. I saw a person walk up and pick up the yellow and then left. The owners mom came down later that day and bought me and took me up to his hospital room. There in his room I kept him company and an week later went to his house where I have been with him since.
I am Here for:
entertaining everyone.
Hobbies:
Getting dressed up, sleeping, and hanging around my owner.
Favorite Movies:
I haven't seen any movies... EVER, so its impossible to have a favorite movie.
Favorite TV Shows:
I never watch enough of the same shows so I don't have a favorite.
Favorite Music:
I have heard music, dunno which type they are so once again no favorites.
Favorite Books:
Never seen a book. I'd love to try to read one tho.
I Love:
I love to entertain people, make friends, and the color red along with the color purple.
I Hate:
I hate dirty language, penguin haters, and most possibly people who don't read my profile since I put hard work into it.
Q1: What type of animal are you?
A1: I am a penguin.
Q2: What color are you?
A2: Most people think I am the color blue but I am actually the color purple.
Q3: Why is your name Mashed Potatoes?
A3: My name is Mashed Potatoes because my owner named me that, you will have to ask him why.
Q4: Where is your owner?
A4: My owner might be on here from time to time but this is my account. No one comes on without my permission, not even my owner.
Q5: What no Gravy?
A5: I am a penguin not a food.
Q6: How do you know you are a male?
A6: How do you know you are a male? Ask yourself that and that is how I know.
Q7: What is {MPF}?
A7: It stands for Mashed Potatoes Fan. You can add it to your screen name if you are a fan of mine.
Q8: Are you gay, straight, or bi?
A8: I am a penguin, penguins like other penguins. So it doesn't matter.
Sincerely yours,
Mashed Potatoes. 9-21-08
