I have the mouth of a sailor. I pee with the door wide open. I burp and fart on people. I'm a pervert. I find most things easy. I'm intelligent when I want to be. I like the ugliest animals. I tell the lamest jokes. I grab boys by the nuts. I think friendship is simply an excuse to love someone forever and never be afraid of losing them. Boys, i know most of you aren't vegetarian. So, don't treat me like a piece of meat.