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Hello how ya'll doing, hope good for sure.
Well my name is Cole i live in Hartwell Georgia, I have my own business and so far so good, I love life and everything it has to give no joke, i'm into just about anything thats fun,
you can check out my web site sweetharthomes.net and if you need to no more about me just ask ok. Thanks be good and Take Care
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Cole
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Sunday Quickie
Sunday Quickie:
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year
old
son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a
Popsicle
and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into
operation...
There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.
A few moments passed... "An ambulance just went by".
A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's have company", he
called
out.
"Matt's riding a new bike..."
A few moments later, "Looks like the Sanders are moving".
"Jason is on his skate board..."
A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex!"
Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called
out,
"How do you know they are having sex?"
Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too."
It was Saturday night and the preacher still hadn't been able to
think of a sermon for the next morning.
About 9:00 p.m., he finally said to his wife,"Dear, I think I've come
up with the perfect sermon! I'm going to give a sermon about
horseback riding!"
She said, "Don't be silly! You can't give a sermon about
horseback riding!"
He replied, "Well, it's going to have to do because I've preached
on just about every other subject I can think of at church."
The next morning as they were driving to church, she said,
"I can't believe that you're still insisting on doing this! You know,
if you're going to give that silly sermon on horseback riding,
I'm just going to stay in the car during the service."
He said, "OK, then, suit yourself!", so she stayed in the car!
Entering church before the service, the preacher had a sudden
inspiration and gave a hellfire and brimstone sermon on SEX
that just had the congregation in awe.
As the congregation filed out of the church, some of the
members saw his wife sitting in the car and approached her
window. One of them said, "Wow! You just missed the best
sermon your husband has ever given!"
She said, "Yeah, right! What does he know about it! He talks
big, but he's only tried it twice in his life! Once, before we were
married and once after........... and he fell off both times."
