I own. Pretty much all you need to know.
I am Here for:
Gracing ugly people with my presence.
Hobbies:
Sports -- and being the best at them.
Favorite Movies:
Slingblade. The Fountain. Money Talks. Gimme Shelter. American Psycho. Meet The Parents/Fockers. Wedding Crashers. Knocked Up. Superbad. Anything with DeNiro or Ben Stiller in it.
Favorite TV Shows:
Spurs games. Sportscenter. Lost. Chappelle Show. Man vs Wild.
Favorite Music:
Anything besides rap and country.
Favorite Books:
It's 2007. If you're still reading books, you might as well deep-throat a shotgun.
I Love:
Myself.
I Hate:
Broads that try to emulate Britney Spears and Paris Hilton -- and just generally unintelligent people. People that can't think or act for themselves... people who conform. Corny ass people who get dressed up to go on this site. Tom Brady. The Lakers. Bush. Obama. There are too many more things to name so I'll stop here for now.