When you pay for something and you
reach into your pocket to find the EXACT amount of change or it comes out to an even dollar!
Going to the movies and having half
of the bucket of popcorn gone before the movie even starts!
Puns and one-liners!
The "extra" fries at the bottom of the bag!
When you're eating ice cream and you mix it up in your bowl until it is soft!
When you're trying to go to sleep and
you flip your pillow over to sleep on the cool side!
When you eat a ham or turkey sandwich and you put potato chips inside!
When you and somebody else bring up an inside joke and you break out laughing while everybody stares at you!
When you're eating Doritos and theres
that one chip that has a ton of seasoning on it!
I Hate:
When you get out of the shower and theres no towels left!
When you're driving and there is a yellow light and you dont know if you should slow down or speed up a little bit so you end up doing both and running the red light anyway!
When you're eating sunflower seeds and one of them is burnt on the inside and you gotta eat like 10 more just to get the taste out of your mouth!
Charlie horses!
Trying to walk down stairs in the pitch black and not knowing how many steps are left.
When your favorite song on a CD skips!
When you take some jeans out of the dryer and your zipper is stuck pointing down in the little crease thing!
When a little milk carton wont open right and you gotta like peel it open!
When you start your car and sit there for a moment and then forget that you already started it, so you do it again and you get the loud screeching noise and everyone looks at you like you're an idiot!
"Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding, it is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self. Therefore, trust the physician and drink his remedy in silence and tranquility."