theamazingadmiralackbar
 
Age: 32
Gender: M
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Member Since:
07/30/2008
Last Login:
11/30/2009
Location:
Provincetown, MA
My Mood:  
Party Animal
General Information
Status: 
Not Exactly Sure

Orientation: 
Straight

Ethnicity: 
Other

Religion: 
Other

Education: 
Postgrad

Occupation: 
Fighting for the Republic

Hometown:
MON CALAMARI

Language:
English

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About Me
I became a representative to my planet Mon Calamari's ruling council shortly after I finished school. After the Empire invaded Mon Calamari, I was captured and became a slave. For a time, I was enslaved to Grand Moff Tarkin, where I learned much about the art and skill of command. Rebel forces later rescued me and I swiftly rose through the ranks, designing the Alliance B-Wing starfighter along the way. In terms of tactics, I am most well-known for my audacious, close-range assaults first seen at the Battle of Endor, including the "Ackbar Slash". I fought numerous campaigns against the Galactic Empire, and numerous splinter warlord groups. During Grand Admiral Thrawn's campaign against the New Republic, Borsk Fey'lya accused me of treason, citing bank account increases prior to the battle of Sluis Van. However, the money was placed in there by Imperial Intelligence, and I was soon exonerated. I retired some time after a truce was signed with the Imperial Remnant, when Leia resigned and Fey'lya was elected Chief of State. In The New Jedi Order, I was described as being frail and of a pale blue complexion, brought on by old age. Towards the end of the war, I stayed in his home on Mon Calamari recuperating. Although I was still fully cognizant, I was attended to by Winter. When the Yuuzhan Vong invasion came, I pulled himself out of retirement to plan a trap against those forces in the Deep Core. I came up with the battle plan that would lead to the New Republic victory at Ebaq 9. That plan succeeded and restored morale after the many losses in the invasion. However, this exertion proved taxing for me and would soon be fatal. I died of natural causes only days before the resolution of the conflict. The funeral was a sad occasion for his home world, with many guests attending. I am now resurrected on Stickam to warn you all about traps!
I am Here for: 
Letting you all know where the traps are at! SQUID STYLE!

Hobbies: 
Food, eating, the theatre.

I Love: 
food, eating, the theatre.

I Hate: 
Red Lobster and other places that serve my kind as an entre.
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IT'S A TRAP!!!
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ninjade...
 

Hahaha! You are my favorite troll on stickam to date. <3
theamaz...
 

If you weren't such a douchebag, along with the other two and a couple others...I would have apolog....wait. I wouldn't apologize! I didn't do anything wrong! It's funny how others perceive things. Some of you people can dish it but can't take it. And that, my friend, is a hypocrite. So, you keep your finger on the boot button and keep thinking that you're holier than thou.
skywrit...
 

If you were willing to apologize to Elvis... and Marco.... and myself... and others for being so vile and ugly with your comments and messages..... we MIGHT... decide to take you out of AUTOMATIC KICK status..... and see iif you were willing to be polite in the 40's room... We both know THAT aint gonna happen.... sooo... you stay on automatic KICK.... we keep KICKING you... ON SIGHT! no chances... no freebies... no probation.. until you can behave -- in the room and in the comment mode... I expect you are a sharp.... pretty funny... astute young man.... --prolly would be fun to banter with..... but your attitude -- and lack of manners disqualifies you.... as does your very limited (profane) vocabulary. So you want to stay in the room ?? GROW UP a little... other wise... save us alll the time... stay OUT!
ninjade...
 

It's a trap!
theamaz...
 

AWWW... Dick Job Gypsie....DO YOU NEED TO BE BURPED? YOU'RE A VERY CRANKY BABY.
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I!!! THIS GUY IS A FREAKIN WEIRDO/LOSER. WHAT THE CRAP. WHO DOES THIS? OH WAIT..HAHHA YES.....SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A LIFE OR A JOB. LIVES AT HOME WITH MOMMY IN A BASEMENT. NEXT TIME YOU INSULT ONE OF OUR DJS IT'S ON. FREAKIN' IDIOT. YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR NAME TO: THEINCREDIBLECO*KLICKER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Crazy_Mick
 

ackbar, if we sent you to vietnam no one would have died from traps
flaming...
  

Sure thing.
theamaz...
 

Aww.....baby...do you see yourself when you look in my face? Tell Beast not on be so hard you next time so you don't have to buy the Preperation H cream for another month, you fucking Nancy Boy.
CÀšρΈ®
 

Stop projecting your gay tendencies onto me. Not my fault your daddy fucked you in ass as a kid. Get over it and try to live your life buddy.
theamaz...
 

Just as I thought. A33hole loves raping men! THE SURPRISE!
Crazy_Mick
 

I
theamaz...
 

No...just an indentity crisis. Go blow a dead moose.
†GR™...
 

okay...your 31 and think your a starwars charicter?...you have some mental problems
theamaz...
 

If you really want to look deep down, I really don't exist. Shouldn't you be mad at the world and be drinking coffee instead of being angry at a fictional Star Wars character?