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Yes, my profile is outdated by 3 years but I leave it up out of lazyness and nostalgia for wasted time. Oh and yes before you ask, I do have a gf ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Go ahead and add me, but I'll probably deny if you have no pictures and/or are 25+ years old. I'd prefer that you don't enter my cam if you have no cam of your own. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT ask me to show you anything that you can't already see. I have no problem banning or flagging people, so watch what you say and do. There's a fine line between funny and inappropriate. Oh wait, I DON'T have a vagina. Feel free to add me, I'll accept pretty much anyone. Don't be scared to message me either. I don't really care if you don't have a cam, typing still works just fine. Go ahead and ask me to show, everyone has seen me naked already anyways ;/ I actually don't really kick anyone unless they're really loud(i.e. loud ear piercing crap) There is no such thing as inappropriate. The names Dalton. I'm 17; born on February 8th. I'm a senior in High School. I like to play Xbox 360 and talk and hang out with friends. Usually if I'm live I'm in there with a bunch of my friends(mostly males) so if you come in and I don't talk too much; sorry. Also, I'm not really looking for dates on here.. but I have met one pretty amazing girl so far. Her name would be Samantha Ray of Sunshine. She's pretty much the most awesome girl that I know. Funny, smart, gorgeous, cutest laughs ever..blah blah blah.. but most of all: She plays Halo<3 So yea I fell in love the first time she signed on Xbox Live. Haha, so anyways she is one of my best friends and I hope I am able to talk to her for the rest of my life. Oh and yes we're definitely engaged. lol Te amo Samantha. Tuyo<3 Stupid Fucks Who Sit On Stickam All Day: "So Fresh" aka "Big Rich" aka "BIG COCK NIGGER"Fresh is a sexy beast, with quite possibly the nicest ass I have ever seen on a man. He plays hockey which makes him white as hell.. Other than that I love him though... a cool guy for a Californian I guess.. hah"Chris Threadgill"What can we say about Chris? He's young.. in that awkward stage: confused with women, measuring his penis every night.. hoping that it turns out good, just discovering the pleasures of gay sex.. haha. I'm slowly turning him into a halfway decent guy though. In a year or two he'll be a pimp."Alicia"Pretty much the sexiest chick in California right here. Plays soccer, what a dirty little mexican? Um she's definitely a huge asshole. Considering she likes to screen shot my ass, and put videos of me on youtube. What a freaking jerk right? Alicia is lucky I have no shame or I'd probably hate her. lol but I don't hate her; quite the opposite actually. She's pretty awesome.. definitely a really cool friend<3"Amir"Amir is my taliban spic nigga. His relentless attempts to get girls to flash amazes me. Although turned down time after time he always keeps on. You won't see a man more determined to see the tit; he is it. Although he's 99% straight, he saves 1% for me. That 1% just happens to be his tongue. <3"Patrick"This cracker right here would be my 100% pure white partner from the south in racism. Introducing to me such new terms as Mud Duck and Shadow People, he is a true equal in Southern heritage. I'm proud to share the south with this fine fellow. Apparently I'm drinking my first beer with him some day. Alcohol and coon hunting, the American Dream."Anna"Anna Anna Anna, my g'd up gangstafied souljaboyin supamaning hardcore gedo gang banging hustling swap meet staying ass pimp nigga. Quite possibly a Hollister model also. Go figure. Her New York accent is the shit; on the rare occasions I'm on the phone with her it's pretty damn cool. Even though she thinks I'm a slutty ManWhore® I still think she's a good friend, for having a vagina anyways.. Actually it's probably only because of the Borat accent. lol jk, I love Anna and her cleavage shirts<3 |
