I am a wicked prophet of Catphomet and Cthulhu. If I ask for just your boobs, it means that I seem to find you to be boring. If I try to make you laugh, or ask for more, it means that I find you sexually attractive, a laugh or interesting.
I am Here for:
Intellectual, nerdy girls.
People that won't bore me to shit.
Someone who has read Dune and reads Poe and Lovecraft.
Hobbies:
Feeling intellectually superior. Gaming like a molten whore. Converting infidels to Catphomet.
Favorite Movies:
Anything that has a profound psychological effect, or explosives.
Favorite TV Shows:
Monty Python's Flying Circus, The I.T. Crowd, Monk and other things.
Favorite Music:
Metal. Heavy Metal. And other Metal.
Favorite Books:
Dune, The Wheel of Time series, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Picture of Dorian Grey, Poe, Lovecraft, Robert E. Howard.
I Love:
People who make me laugh and girls with predatory eyes.
I Hate:
Idiots who think they have a high I.Q. because they have a single joke that every little proletarian laughs at despite it was worn out months ago.
