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I like to touch small children and my main goal in life is to be on Dateline NBC, (I love you, Stone Phillips!). I don't have a really crazy/choppy haircut, and I don't have a mini bow on my bangs that only cover one eye. I can't take really awesome pictures at an angle to showcase my amazing rack while hiding my fat ass. Your six pack doesn't impress me. I really only want to see your bewbz/peen, and I don't care to have intellectual conversation with you. Masturbation on cam is a plus, especially if you're in the 12-15 age range. Also, I only have a mic. DEAL, BITCH.
(if it's on the internets, it must be true.) MSPaint > You hellocoptor: i love you whitey so um...everyone on this website is fucking generic. i hate you all. |
