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You ever start to say something and realize what you are saying or just said is just about the most insulting thing you could have said. I have that moment 3 or 4 times a day. The other day I was talking to a woman at a sub shop. She turned around to work the toaster, and I said "If you ever feel like life is going to fast or time is getting away from you, go on a diet. Everything will take a friggin eternity." She turned around obviously pissed of, and I realised all she heard was "...go on a diet." I tossed the sub. I couldn't take the risk.

I laugh at the unfunny parts of movies.

I spell poorly but speak well.