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Something You Should Know About Me
KAT SMOKES MYSPACE!!
My name is Hannah-Marie Jasmine Charlotte Wolk-Dingwell and I like sprinkles on my mashed potatoes! My sissy thinks I'm a cheetahcorn o.o..and Riley is a necrophiliac. ELI'S ACCENT MAKES ME SMILEEE! I love everyone in the universe and whatever goes beyond. I bake myself just about everyday. I believe in everything you would consider impossible or illogical. I'm a super uncoral nerd. I know it might be wrong..but I'm in love with Stacy's mom. I sing in my shower. MoJo JoJo and Fuzzy Lumpkins are my favorite super villains and the Joker! Mermaids are really just underwater prostitutes concealed for government use. Because the government gets lonely in their underwater nuclear bomb and global warming shelter. They hide aliens on other planets because they're good at getting drugs from all over the solar system so the president can get some gnarly fucked up shit. World peace is just something that shall never happen unless the government lets the aliens come share the drugs! Everything exists and everything is possible, you just don't know it yet. The voices tell me everything. My imaginary friends keep the nargles away and I just love talking to them in public places, like SUPERmarkets. I might seem insane, but what really classifies anyone "sane"? Cause it certainly appears that no one is sane here on earth. Unless the government hides them too. Abortion doesn't exisist the babies just get mutated into mermaids. See I have an answer to everything. The Cash Pussies make me very happy! Just gimme that pony neigh neigh neigh neigh. I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby? THERE'S A PARTTYY IN MY TUMMYY! ;]
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