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AND OUR HANDS OFF OUR GENITALS." (Creepers/Perverts are NOT allowed on my Stickam.) MYSPACE.COM/TRINAALERT I'm a big hot mess of insecurities wrapped in a blanket of faux-confidence. I'm Trina and I'm beyond cliché. I am 21 years old. I'm not excited because I'm basically a 40-year-old trapped in a 21-year-old's body, so any more aging is just going to bring wrinkles and/or death. Neither of which I am a fan of. I'm happily married to the boy of my (and many other girl's) dreams. We're the proud (and egotistical) parents of two of the most beautiful children on the face of the planet. I suggest not looking directly at them, that kind of beauty has been known to burn the retinas. I spend my days drinking coffee, cleaning and loving. I'm a fan of adjectives, skinny jeans, writing, slippers, texting, gossip, self-respect, sobriety and cynicism. I write, it's what I do. I plan on making my living some day through my cynical banter and quick wit. I have a "following" on MySpace because of my blogs and I'd much rather have fans because of my blogs instead of half naked pictures. (Therefore, NO, I DON'T have naked pictures and NO, I won't take any for you.) I like to read random people's comments on MySpace. (You can read mine on MySpace by clicking the "comments" link. I would never deprive anyone of said pleasure.) In all actuality, I'm possibly one of the creepiest people you'll ever know. I have quite a few psychotic tenancies. I'm basically one small step behind 'serial killer'. I'm a firm believer in sarcasm and use it more than I do logic. The word "paranoid" doesn't come close to describing me. Anything and everything sends me into an anxiety attack. I think "acting dumb" is the single most annoying thing to ever become a fad. "Dumb" doesn't make you look cute, it makes you look DUMB. Which is a really easy concept for someone who isn't a moron, so I don't expect you to understand. I absolutely despise girls who dress trashy. If you dress like a slut, people are going to think you're a slut, so don't get your see-through, leopard print thong in a bunch when people call you one. I'm actually really awkward and uninteresting. But I do have the amazing ability to turn any situation into something vulgar and obscene, which is why I'm assuming people find me so fascinating, because besides my lewdness, I'm incredibly boring. If you don't have a sense of humor, you will probably find me unbelievably offensive. I would apologize if I wasn't so hilarious, but I am, so I won't. Behind all my profanities and obscenities is the biggest push over you'll ever meet. I'm a huge fan of peace and random acts of kindness. I like moderate PDA's and cuddling. I love to love and I'd love to love you. I want to befriend anyone who can form a decent sentence, would chose a turtleneck over a halter-top, has an adequate vocabulary, believes sarcasm could form it's own religion, doesn't get drunk at 9 AM on a Wednesday and prefers to end the majority of their sentences with a punch line. |
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