I'm almost 30, been married for 11 years, have two kids, work, pay my bills on time and my taxes too. I drive a minivan and live in a house......Yea Im pretty fucking exciting I know!
I am Here for:
Entertainment........no all you sick asses on here, I just want to watch you make fools of yourselves, and maybe let myself act like a fool too.
Hobbies:
I love to be outside although now with this newfound stickam addiction that hobby has been shot to hell....I'm a drunk....so drinking beer is a hobby and Im really good at it....
Favorite Movies:
The Incredible Shrinking Woman is the best movie of all time! hahahahaha
Favorite TV Shows:
Im an MTV Reality Show Junkie! Desperate Housewives Brothers and Sisters.....6 Feet Under Rocked and it never should have ended that sick and twisted shit entertained the hell out of me!
Favorite Music:
I like all types of music......however COUNTRY SUCKS! Madonna is my Idol....well old time Madonna she's a tad strange now...but yea she still rocks! I like Amy Winehouse that skinny whore is the da bomb too! hahahahahaha
Favorite Books:
All books written by the BEST DOCTOR EVER.........................DR. SEUSS
I Love:
honesty, kindness, and by far my greatest love are drunks!
I Hate:
sober people, fake people, stupid people, mean people, rude people.......I could go on. Don't worry I won't!
I'm almost 30, been married for 11 years, have two kids, work, pay my bills on time and my taxes too. I drive a minivan and live in a house......Yea Im pretty fucking exciting I know!
