We are Tripl Sawsage Plait. A massive group of friends that get together occasionally to record stuff. At the studio aka The Sawsage Factory, we record music, comedy bits, drunkin rants, videos, and what ever we are in the mood for. Hopefully someday we will all produce a CD that you can purchase at your local Wallgreens.
Thanks to our Sawsage Factory engineer, Stumpy Manshrubs, we have close to 2000 dollars worth of studio equipment to use for our worthless nonsense.
Tripl Sawsage Plate is headed by Swampass from the Grandmas Wet Muffin fame and backed by about 20 complete drunks and/or idiots.
What is a Sausage plate you may ask?? Well the only people that really know are the people in the band and its a secret the shall never be revieled. Unless you catch us on a chat and drinking.
I am Here for:
We are here only to spread the word of the all mighty Sausage, to meet and greet with new people all over the world, and to make people laugh. Without laughter what is there??
Hobbies:
We all love to herd llamas, eat meat and tons of it, watch cheesy B movies, going to wallmart at 4 in the morning, chase kittens, sniff scripto pens, crash pre school nap times, sniff every single bottle of lotion in a Bath and Body store, drink beer, streaking at little league soccer games, spending endless hours at Ci Ci's pizza, finger bang banging random pockets of air, useing way to many exclimation symbols while typing !.,;'/';!*&!...,,'';;;::"">,,?/????/!!!!!!!!!!!!!, calling random beeper numbers, drive by verbal insults, eating deep fried foods with side bowls of salt, pressing buttons and turning knobs, driving local AA members to thier local bar, rating on a scale of 1 to 10 each others terds based on color smell gerth style and form, steam cleaning front yards after the landscapers leave, writing complete nonsense and laying vocals on top of it that again are complete nonsense.
Favorite Movies:
Dead Alive, Joe Dirt, Ready to Rumble, Team America, Nacho Libre, Napolean Dynomite, Love Stinks, Big Money Huslas, Every single Airplane and Naked Gun movie ever made, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Blazzing Saddles, Spinal Tap, Mighty Wind,
Favorite TV Shows:
ROBOT CHICKEN, Aqua Teen, Southpark, Wings, Mad TV, RAW, TNA Impact, Smackdown, Sienfeld, Family Guy, Simpsons, Reno 911, Americas Got talent, Anything on the history channel, Colbert Report, Anything NFL related,
Favorite Music:
Our music will touch on every single form out there. We will bring anything and everything together just to see how funny it can be.
Favorite Books:
HUH
I Love:
We love comedy, laughter and complete shock value
I Hate:
EMO, John Cena,
