I am the raddest motherfucker who ever lived. I spend my days atop my hellfire breathing unicorn slaying evil with my bare hands and screwing King's daughters. I also enjoy a grilled cheese from time to time.
Hobbies:
any combination of the words film, music, and making. Except sucking, sucking does not count as a combination... pervert.
Favorite Movies:
Nosferatu ('cause I'm edgy, goddammit.), Last Man on Earth, Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill! Fight Club
Favorite TV Shows:
Arrested Development (RIP), Superjail
Favorite Music:
Hardcore, powerviolence, OLD SCHOOL Screamo (if you have to ask you probably wouldn't like it)
Favorite Books:
Palahniuk, Kerouac, King, Miller, Moore.
I Love:
iono. BUT I HATE PUNS.
I Hate:
puns. I just said that. Why don't you ever listen to me anymore...
