Lets just face it:

1) only a few people are blessed with that spontaneous talent to look great in pictures; 2) even less have the ability to startle webcams; and 3), looking at human kind, only a few people have something interesting to say

I am no exception to those initial assumptions: average looking at best (although I have found out that pepperspraying yourself while staring me in the eye really helps) and lacking that intriguing personality and larger-than-life charisma. Nevertheless I am great at coloring Gucci sunglasses with a thick black marker

So, if you (and I am convinced you are one of those lucky few interesting and good looking individuals) are still reading: welcome, talk to me BUT please, please, please, do not expect me to say anything meaningful... Ever.