I kick so much ass, people have forgotten that ass is actually just short for asshole. That's right, I kicked the hole out of asshole...No, wait...Yeah...Well, you wait and keep it cool, and one day, you could kick as much ass as me.
I'm quick...like a cat...who's mildly retarded from being forced to inhale pot smoke as a kitten...!
Uh...so...don't even!
I am Here for:
Stace...:P
Hobbies:
Ruling, kicking ass, chewing bubble gum, typing, reading, watching things, listening to stuff, eking out my place in the universe, etc.
Favorite Movies:
Akira, Ali G Indahouse, Almost Famous, Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy, The Animatrix, Army of Darkness, Baseketball, Batman Begins, The Big Lebowski, Blade Runner, The Boondock Saints, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Clerks II, Cowboy Bebop: The Movie, Crank, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, The Crow, Dave Chappelle's Block Party, Donnie Darko, Dead Man, Die Hard, Dogma, Dogville, Domino, The Evil Dead, The Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn, Explorers, Falling Down, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, The Fifth Element, Fight Club, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Fur, Gattaca, Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai, Ghost World, Hot Fuzz, The Jacket, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Kung Fu Hustle, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Leon: The Professional, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Lord of War, Lucky Number Sleven, The Magnificent Seven, Man On Fire, Mallrats, Memento, Memoirs of a Geisha, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Mulholland Dr., Napoleon Dynamite, Office Space, Orgazmo, Pan's Labyrinth, Predator, Princess Mononoke, Pulp Fiction, Ravenous, Rear Window, Requiem for a Dream, The Ringer, The Secretary, Seven, Shaun of the Dead, Shopgirl, Sin City, 16 Blocks, Smokin' Aces, Snatch, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, Spaceballs, Spirited Away, Stand By Me, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Stikes Back, Star Wars Episode VI: The Return of the Jedi, Strange Brew, Super Troopers, Taxi Driver, Team America, The Terminator, The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada, Three Kings, Trainspotting, The Transformers: The Movie, 25th Hour, Walk the Line, Zoolander
Favorite TV Shows:
America's Next Top Model, The Animaniacs, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Attack of the Show!, The Brak Show, CSI, CSI: Miami, CSI: New York, Eek! the Cat, Elfen Lied, Family Guy, Farscape, Futurama, Get Smart, Hell's Kitchen, Home Movies, Hell's Kitchen, Heroes, House, Invader Zim, Kitchen Nightmares, Life, Mental Engineering, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Mystery Science Theater 3000, NCIS, Naruto, Pinky & the Brain, Ren & Stimpy, Red Dwarf, That 70's Show, The Tick (animated), Sam & Max: Freelance Police, The Simpsons, Smallville, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Voyager, The Venture Brothers, Veronica Mars, WWE Smackdown, The X-Files, X-Play
Favorite Music:
Anti-Flag, Fiona Apple, The Aquabats, Arctic Monkeys, Beatdrop, Billy Talent, Björk, Black Sabbath, Cake, Children of the Monkey Machine, Charlotte Church, Chemical Brothers, Crystal Method, Daft Punk, Datarock, Dead Kennedys, Death Cab For Cutie, A Fine Frenzy, Feist, Fountains of Wayne, Flyleaf, Garbage, Genitorturers, Gogol Bordello, Head Automatica, Cypress Hill, The Hives, Ice Cube, Insane Clown Posse, KMFDM, Kottonmouth Kings, Lady Sovereign, The Living End, Lords of Acid, Ludacris, Massive Attack, Marilyn Manson, The Mars Volta, M.I.A., Kylie Minogue, Yasunori Mitsuda, Monster Magnet, My Chemical Romance, NWA, Orbital, Ozzy Osbourne, Ours, PJ Harvey, The Postal Service, Primal Scream, Primus, Prozzäk, Queens of the Stone Age, The Raconteurs, Rancid, Rasputina, Seether, She Wants Revenge, The Shins, Sneaker Pimps, Stabbing Westward, Gwen Stefani, The Strokes, Techmaster P.E.B., Tech N9ne, Thrice, Nobuo Uematsu, Suzanne Vega, Ween, The White Stripes, X-Raided, and more!
Favorite Books:
The Talisman, The Dark Tower I: The Gunslinger, The Dark Tower II: The Drawing of the Three, The Dark Tower III: The Wastelands, The Dark Tower IV: Wizard and Glass, The Dark Tower V: Wolves of the Calla, The Dark Tower VI: Song of Susanna, The Dark Tower VII: The Dark Tower, Hell's Angels, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, A Song of Ice & Fire I: A Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice & Fire II: A Clash of Kings, A Song of Ice & Fire III: A Storm of Swords, Slaughterhouse Five, Breakfast of Champions, 20000 Leagues Under the Sea, Scott Pilgrim, Lone Wolf and Cub
I Love:
to love, to love your love, to hate haters, too much for too long
I Hate:
to hate, to hate your hate, to hate lovers, too much for too long
