I am a known Cougar. I like to roam with the wild, not cellphones. I don't have a webcam, merely a electronic portal that allows me to associate with other cougars around the planet, via the Internet. You have 6 toes, and I dare you to check.
I am Here for:
Bathing suit material, and chocolate kisses. I also am here for monkey bar reminiscing.
Hobbies:
I like to paint pictures of said 6 toes, and then smash them with a cat of nine tails. I'm not religious, I just like reading the Bible, and loving Jesus for being him. I also enjoy Robert Pattinson's filthy hair. It's just so...magical, as if he were a vampire, or some sort of mystical creature; a unicorn, perhaps. I once went to a signing of his, and threw a thong at him. Afterwards, I stood behind him to take a picture with him, and I snipped a lock of hair off, and put it in my scrapbook.
Favorite Movies:
Twilight, Harry Potter, The Chronicles of Narnia, Joban, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, and porn.
Favorite TV Shows:
Anything with my favorite actor, Yettle. He is my most favoritest of all men, except Robert Pattinson. I nicknamed him Yetty.
Favorite Music:
Robert Pattinson, the sounds of my Yetty, the roar of the engine of my Silver Volvo, and, of course, Bob Saget.
Favorite Books:
Twilight Saga, The Color Purple, How To Go Potty, and Are You There God? It's Me, Yettle.
I Love:
My beautiful Yettle, and Joban. We love to pluckah dah bass. Of course, RP, that's my homeboy, and I am Sam.
I Hate:
Cock fights, because winning isn't everything, and it get's tiring and I can barely get it up anymore. I also hate Idaho. Their potatoes are not that cool, I'm all about Wiss Cheese. Yeah, baby, yeah. This is the end, save it.
