Ashley A. Weaver was born on Mother's Day in 1983. It was painful for her mother but that was her own fault. Ever since then...Ashley has had a pretty significant fear of uteruses. When Ashley was 8 she fell down chasing the neighbor's poodle and has been living with a scar on her knee ever since. OoOoh which reminds me... On Ashley A. Weaver's 21st birthday she tripped on her way into a strip club which caused a scar on her right knee...it's been several years now and she still checks it daily for syphilis and numerous other "stipper diseases". In conclusion, Ashley is pretty rad... i used to have an imaginary friend named Joseph Sauce. He lived in my sister's hamper.