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thats all u need to know. the only 1 for me♥ 
"Shawn: lok for chix nugrets lee"
hilarious. "xeffu: FATTY FATTY TWO BY FOUR" "xeffu: i cant get off to you cuz i know what faces youre capable of making" "The Boy Wonder: im fuckin mean bro and my girl snorts" "xeffu: lol, idiot. you cant eat cooch sideways. xeffu: even i know that." "xeffu: a little nugget of something can get stuck. xeffu: in your butt hairs xeffu: and you have to cut or yank the hairs out" "Oh Crap! Its me: stiz i have something for you in my pants, i'll give you a hint. Its not a toaster" "9one1girl: whats a queff? xeffu: a queef? xeffu: a PUSSY FART [stizzle p]: LOL 9one1girl: what? xeffu: air escaping your VAGINA making a NOISE" "xeffu: nuts in my mouth xeffu: nuts on my teeth xeffu: nuts down my throat" spoiler:xeffu: im eating cashews "Oh Crap! Its me: turning tricks is fun" "ifotwo: it'll be 15 mg of AWESOME" "sweetkathy: i will sit in ur lap if u have no pants" "dannyt: where u from and when is it dannyt: we can play shadow puppets Lilyyy: back. dannyt: k im front Lilyyy: lmao. STIZZLE cri[P]es!: im from florida & its may 8th dannyt: so when were u ladies born the month dannyt: sweet dannyt: its ummm dec 31 here STIZZLE cri[P]es!: same here, lol dannyt: u said may 8th in flordia Lilyyy: im lost. STIZZLE cri[P]es!: thats my birthday. dannyt: well i found u dannyt: oh dannyt: i tohught u said it was may 8 th theree STIZZLE cri[P]es!: no, lol dannyt: i was going to say wow i missed out" "Mobius2199: i just wanna hop in my car and smash into shit then drive to a pay in spray" "xeffu: i took way too many shots in the mouth last nite" "xeffu: man xeffu: i can tell my butt wants to shit but it's not quite ready yet" "Gamble: i hate cold metal on my dick" "Mobius2199: i saw the commercial for ninja turtle cerial today and called my mom to yell at her for not buying me some when i was a kid" "h2o_rly: i eat egg for breakfast h2o_rly: usually one h2o_rly: hard boiled if im running late for work" |
