So, I haven't been on in forever...but guess who hasn't been on for even longer? yes, longer than forever. YOU. This crapily constructed string of words means I miss you. So, maybe I'll give you a text. Hope all checked out well concerning those baby raccoons.
Omg, that's right! I yelled at him for that. I was like, I saw your license, you have the age extremely wrong, haha. But he took his license back and bitched. And i agree w/ "daddy-bear type", with his damn asian squinting eyes n big ass teeth. I didn't wanna say "gay" yet cause I guess he'll come outta the closet whenever he's ready. At least he has us to be there for him. :)
He said something about how he was drunk, yadda yadda. I told him to just stop. Ain't no shame about being bisexual. I mean, I prefer pussy, but hey, whatever floats ya boat, ya kno? I'm just tired of him always hooking up with guys only cause he was "drunk". Jake, I love you, but who cares if you suck dyck and shyt, ya know we would never judge you, bb. <3
Well, when you're bisexual and desperate for sex, what do you expect, Tanya? I'm mad he didn't think about using a condom. Nowadays STDs are so easy to get when people don't have protected sex. Like, I really don't understand anal sex, but then having anal sex without a condom?!!! That's just fuckin nuts.
