Hi, my name is Matthew, and here are a few things you might like to know about me: I practice guitar. I drink lots of coffee, people say it's an addiction. I adore girls with excessive eyeliner. I like going to shows. I am mildly obsessed with spider-man. I am devastatingly single. I have the musical taste of a 13 year old scene girl. I am totally extreme. I have a strange love for zombies. I really really like zombie movies. I believe my purpose in life is to make other people feel better about themselves. I can cook fairly well. I look like the lead singer of Hawthorne Heights. I look like the lead singer of The Spill Canvas. I look like Philip Seymour Hoffman (Evidently). I look like Ryan Dunn (Evidently). I am a 4th year Biotechnology Major at RIT. I am totally extreme. I absolutely HATE feeling used, and I often do. I am convinced all snakes and horse are plotting my death... possibly in collaboration. I am often very random and sarcastic, it can sometimes get annoying. I evidently say evidently too much. I will own your face at street fighter. I am not a druggie. I am not straight edge. I am, however, straight. I cannot live without coffee, cheese, garlic, and wintergreen altoids. I am jewish. I like bagels with lox and cream cheese. I also like latkes. I am extremely sarcastic, and it gets me in trouble. I run upwards of 12 miles a week. I drive a Red 99 Ford Escort ZX2. It's just about the fastest car on the road. By the way, I rock. Dave also blows chunks.