I figure I'll start by answering the most asked questions, they've been asked multiple times: Yes, everyone calls me Angel. No, it's not my birth name, my name's Angela but my whole life I've been called Angel or Ang. Pick one. Yes, I'm really 30. No, I don't date 20 year olds. Yes, I'm really a nurse. No, I won't give you a sponge bath. Yes, my boobs are real, they aren't that big. No, I won't show you regardless. Yes, I know smoking is unattractive and unhealthy and contrary to my occupation as a pulmonology nurse. No, I won't stop because you tell me to. The above will be updated as needed. I enjoy creative use of the English language. I cuss like a sailor but I can also recite classic literature or poetry like it's my mother fucking job. I'm 50% Mexican and 50% Irish. I speak Spanish but I wear green a lot and celebrate St. Pat's like it's Christmas. I have a 9 year old kid. He's awesome. He can beat me at Guitar Hero and his wit and sense of humor matches if not surpasses mine.