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What I'm Doing Live
its risky business coming into this live w/o a cam.
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Something You Should Know About Me
dont be shy, say hello :)
here are the rules: please dont ask me to show any tits, twats, taints, or tushes. wont happen. please do not ask me to stand up and do a twirl. wont happen. also, please do not get on cam and show me your junk. it is unwelcome.
everything else can fly in here.
i like dirty jokes, quick wit, and witty sarcasm. make it happen.
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A couple's taking a walk, and as they walk hand-in-hand, the guy starts to get aroused. He's just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind, but I have to take a pee." He says, "Sure, go behind the hedge." She disappears behind the hedge, and as he waits, he hears the sound of her jeans being rolled down her legs and imagines her exposed twat. He can't contain himself, so he reaches through a gap in the hedge and touches her leg. Then he moves his hand up her thigh until he finds himself gripping something long and thick between her legs. He says, "My God, Mary, did you change your sex?" She says, "No, I changed my mind. I'm taking a shit instead."
