[.Cr!m_FunS!ze_Karma.]
 
Age: 20
Gender: F
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Member Since:
10/18/2006
Last Login:
11/23/2009
Location:
Tampa, FL
My Mood:  
Bored
General Information
Status: 
Single

Orientation: 
Straight

Ethnicity: 
Caucasian

Religion: 
Catholic

Hometown:
London England

Language:
English

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read the big part....lol
I am Here for: 
aegir!
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Fitz has love for me in a gross gross way. lol <3

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Hobbies: 
poetry...music...the usual...

Favorite Movies: 
american beauty jawbreakers ace ventura because im an idiot, and romy& michelle's highschool reunion.

Favorite TV Shows: 
the price is right and weird stuff like that even though i dont watch much telly. i rather snuggle down with someone for a movie and a warm blanket.

Favorite Music: 
chick bands sry...sleater kinney..joan jett..garbage..lisa loeb..metric

Favorite Books: 
anything by poppy z. brite : stephen king

I Love: 
my friends and anyone who cares to love me just a tad bit to see how my day is going lol.

I Hate: 
shallow bastards...liars...cheaters and men who hit women. i dated one who was all of the above.
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- RULES -

1. When you come into my room, do NOT address me as any of the following; Sexy, Cutie, Babe, Baby, Hottie or anything like that unless you know me well. If you call me anything like that you will be kicked and made fun of afterwards.
2. Do not PM me saying something that you think is 'cute' or 'funny' such as "Can I be your slave?" or "I love your lips...are you any good with them", etc. The same applies...you will be kicked and made fun of afterwards.
3. Don't comment on my lips period...
4. I don't show, so don't ask.
5. Instead of coming into my room and trying to pick me up like a hopeless loser, how about getting to know me instead?

From time to time I have moderators who get bored...there is a chance they will kick you for no reason. It has happened before...this is the risk you take in order to get to know me.

You'll either love me or you'll hate me...I wont lie to you.
Notoriously Sweet. Romantically Defined. Designed for Your Viewing Pleasure.

The name is Crimson Lena Marie Mortimer but the longer you get to know me the more you’ll want to call me something of your own flavor.
I’m too nice for my own good. I even apologize to my dog. I hack like a mother fucker. My mummy lets me say bad words. I can do my own Velcro shoes and everything. I sketch on everything. I plaster poetry everywhere it doesn’t make sense. I’m ridiculously adorable. I plead the fifth when you ask me where I get my pick-up lines. My guitar to me is like crack to the crack addict. I laugh for about a million years sometimes. I brush my teeth on camera. I swear I'm cool. I’ll be your healthy nicotine. I clash everything. I never match. I’ll be your complicated oxymoron. I’ll be your best friend and the most caring person you’ll ever meet. I’ll make you laugh when you don’t even want to smile. I live by my heart and I’ll die by it too.
I’m Going to be Impossible…I’m going to make you believe what I said.

Sincerely Yours,
     Crimson with Love. xoxoxo <333

- contact -
myspace: www.myspace.com/faulteredlovely
AIM: CrimsonNevermore

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^Fucking Amazing Forever^ I <33'S TJ FOR THE VIDEO!!!

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Morbid: You're pretty hot for a thuper thpecial person, haha

Sine: I'm pretty bad, but even she makes me blush sometimes.

Kyle: Me and the pengins talk pengin.

Morbid: Do you have any fat ugly friends? - http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZkL1N19XXG4

Spoon_Kahoon: i ain't no pussy cat doll so dont be pushin' on ma buttons biotch.

......................... Adam: you're too pretty.

Cr!m_Karma: mmm no.

Adam: its annoying.

.................. Morbid: *mastercard voice* - There's some things money CAN'T buy! For everything else, Crim has plastic Dinosaurs!

foreverLFC: crim is a gangsta nerd rockstar.. weirdest combo.

.................................. Morbid: Hey, ya know what, smartass, you dated a guy who liked anime a whole lot more than me, so bite me :p.

Morbid: I will never tell you another secret about me again, hahaha.

Morbid: You're cut off.

............................ Parking Lot Bright: you are like woman god.

Parking Lo...: what if im drunk off of youuu.

Parking Lot Bright: haaha damn im lame.

(kenny was very drunk lol. ^^^^^^).

....................................... GFitzpatri...: umm.... i wanna be on you.

Cr!m_Karma: lol why?

GFitzpatrick: u look comfortable.

.................................. Adam: did you ever read lord of the rings crim?

Cr!m_Karma: nope lol.

Adam: you have an elf nose.

Adam: its cute.

.............................. _purple_: nah shes not hot no1 say that lol.

_purple_: shes whackkkkk.

.......................................... Cr!m_Karma: because youre black.

Cr!m_Karma: lol.

Jello Pony: ohhhhhhhhhhhh!.

Cr!m_Karma: sry couldnt resist.

Jello Pony: haha Crim lol can't believe you said that haha.

...................................... Parking Lot Bright: CRIM!

Parking Lot Bright: im naked and im playing zelda.

.......................................Morbid: Kris: i am taller than most every girl i meetProt3us J: Yeah well, that's not a terrible qualityProt3us J: Means you don't have to climb up onto the kitchen counter to reach something, like another girl I know.

....................................... will_brrr2003: crim wont let it alone till she has both my balls nailed to the wall haha.

...................................... Morbid: <,3...it's a heart with a palpatation!

Cr!m_Karma: wow that was by far the lamest thing youve ever done. lol.

Gypsy Son: it looks like it's bleeding a drop :(.

Morbid: :(.

Morbid: Well, now it IS bleeding...lol.

............................................... Morbid: I think Crim would make a hot leprochan.

Cr!m_Karma: lol id allow ppl to get their hands on my lucky charms.

Morbid: ......

Cr!m_Karma: lol.

Morbid: ROFL.

Gypsy Son: haha.

............................................... Parking Lot Bright: mommy says every time crim smiles a baby deer is born.

dropthegloves7: bambi!

........................................ ★Obsess: i want you to know i just burned my pizza looking at your cute ass.

★Obsess: i forgot it was in the oven.

............................................ dropthegloves7: you now own a business.

Parking Lot Bright: yes.

dropthegloves7: crimson and company.

dropthegloves7: gnite crim & co.

.............................................. Adam: whats that an english biscuit?

Adam: wheres the tea?

Cr!m_Karma: fuck you lol.

Cr!m_Karma: its a poptart.

Adam: lol.

Adam: an english poptart?

Cr!m_Karma: tosser lol.

....................................... Cr!m_Karma: well i cant walk.

Cr!m_Karma: i cant crawl.

Cr!m_Karma: what can i do?

BaXXter™♠§HOW«N»TELL♠: lol.

BaXXter™♠§HOW«N»TELL♠: u can sit.

BaXXter™♠§HOW«N»TELL♠: on chair.

BaXXter™♠§HOW«N»TELL♠: and chat.

Cr!m_Karma: lol.

Cr!m_Karma: geez strict.

BaXXter™♠§HOW«N»TELL♠: lol.

................................................ Morbid: She's like, the Crimfather.

Cr!m_Karma: bow down gangsta.

Morbid: ROFL...

Cr!m_Karma: lol.

Gypsy Son: haha.

Morbid: She'll make you an offer you can't refuse.

............................................ Parking Lot Bright: shit, i'm still waiting for my balls to drop.

Cr!m_Karma: lol.

Cr!m_Karma: unneeded.

Parking Lot Bright: IF YOU DONT EAT YOUR MEAT! YOU CANT HAVE ANY PUDDING!!

Gypsy Son: lol.

Cr!m_Karma: ew.

....................................... mcroaddog: i'm gonna get dressed, need to go to swim-pool shop.

Cr!m_Karma: uh huh.

Cr!m_Karma: you mean the gay nickel throwing club?

Cr!m_Karma: lol.

mcroaddog: thx crim that boosted my mood :p.

Cr!m_Karma: youre welcome.

mcroaddog: lolz.

mcroaddog: laters ;).

...................................................... Pecker. Bomb: shes all jacked up on red bullll.

* icemathe1st left the room.

* birdman left the room.

* adzy111 left the room.

Cr!m_Karma: and they left me.

Cr!m_Karma: lol.

Pecker. Bomb: lol.

Pecker. Bomb: you gotta keep them entertained.

Cr!m_Karma: pssh nigga please.

Pecker. Bomb: do work nigga do work.

..................................... addict: there's a sadistic mind behind the pretty face!

....................... mcroaddog: the truth must be said.

Cr!m_Karma: lol fag much?

mcroaddog: i'm having a good day.

mcroaddog: for like once in a month.

mcroaddog: and she goes, fag much?

Pecker. Bomb: fag!

Cr!m_Karma: lmfao.

Pecker. Bomb: haha.

mcroaddog: just be happy about my good day ok crim:p.

Cr!m_Karma: never.

mcroaddog: psshhh its in ur own advantage.

Cr!m_Karma: eh..not really.

................ Pecker. Bomb: id jump you in the street.

Cr!m_Karma: and steal my wallet? lol.

Pecker. Bomb: but i might not see you. cause i cant see that low to the ground.

.............................. Cr!m_Karma: i know.

Cr!m_Karma: thats why i volunteered.

Cr!m_Karma: i get to feed baby animals.

Cr!m_Karma: teach lil kids.

Cr!m_Karma: and count alligators and trail nests.

Morbid: You teaching little kids scares me.

Cr!m_Karma: lol.

Cr!m_Karma: i teach nature class and survival.

Morbid: Yeah, you'll be like.

Morbid: "Ok Kids...this, is a T-rex. He's a carnivore. He makes noises like *ARGHAEHH SCREECH AHHHGHGHGH* and he EATS the other Dinosaurs like *AGHGHHH CHOMP SCREEHC*".

I am ME Like It or Not™: lol.

Cr!m_Karma: lmfao i so would.

Cr!m_Karma: lol.

I am ME Like It or Not™: i could see that too.

....................................... StreetThiefProductions: i'd b afraid 2 b around you, i might not see u down there and kick u on accident.

......................................... Rican Casanova: what did i miss?

StreetThiefProductions: crim being a jerkoff.

[Cr!m_Jawbreaker_Karma]: lol.

StreetThiefProductions: so nothing just the usual.

Rican Casanova: lol.

[Cr!m_Jawbreaker_Karma]: fucker.

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Sexes your face! :)
Thanks :D ♥
Baby Se...
 

You're amazing.
[SL]Cur...
  

not as much as you suck.. with your huge lips made for sucking
jobedroid
 

dang, too bad your from tampa.
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That's really good to hear Crim :D Now where's my friggin video????
Mitoe [...
 

hi subscribe to me.. come say helloooo
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w00t! I'm the first comment leaver in forever! Bad luck suckas :D Crim you sexy bish, bout time you enabled these <3333 Missing you.
JAMES K...
 

here's a question for you. what is the probability that a 94% basketball foul shooter will make 3 in a row
EPIDEMIC
 

ahhhh. !!!
too good to come into my room, i see?
pshh. i see how it is. :]
L3g17X ...
 

hey crim love<3 hows it going? <333
REDWOLF...
 

hey im sorry, i wasnt trying to be perverted, please forgive me
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<3 )))
mellow_...
 

Goddammit, you're dropdead gorgeous <333333 Haha :D greetz from lil mellow_head ;p
Morbid
 

This is pissing me off. I can't get into your live. It keeps saying something about cannot retrieve ID data or something...
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Lol, That was just a bunch of random jibberish I threw together. Yours was alot cooler than mine. October 5th is officially "random day". I have it marked on my calendar now, So it's an official holiday. Should we get presents on october 5th? Hell, why not? You get presents on any other holiday! WOOOO! Everyone tell your friends and family to give you presents on October 5th, due to the new "random day"!!! Another excuse to get free stuff! YAY FOR FREE STUFF!!!! :D