[.Cr!m_FunS!ze_Karma.]
1. When you come into my room, do NOT address me as any of the following; Sexy, Cutie, Babe, Baby, Hottie or anything like that unless you know me well. If you call me anything like that you will be kicked and made fun of afterwards.
2. Do not PM me saying something that you think is 'cute' or 'funny' such as "Can I be your slave?" or "I love your lips...are you any good with them", etc. The same applies...you will be kicked and made fun of afterwards.
3. Don't comment on my lips period...
4. I don't show, so don't ask.
5. Instead of coming into my room and trying to pick me up like a hopeless loser, how about getting to know me instead?
From time to time I have moderators who get bored...there is a chance they will kick you for no reason. It has happened before...this is the risk you take in order to get to know me.
You'll either love me or you'll hate me...I wont lie to you.
Notoriously Sweet. Romantically Defined. Designed for Your Viewing Pleasure.
The name is Crimson Lena Marie Mortimer but the longer you get to know me the more you’ll want to call me something of your own flavor.
I’m too nice for my own good. I even apologize to my dog. I hack like a mother fucker. My mummy lets me say bad words. I can do my own Velcro shoes and everything. I sketch on everything. I plaster poetry everywhere it doesn’t make sense. I’m ridiculously adorable. I plead the fifth when you ask me where I get my pick-up lines. My guitar to me is like crack to the crack addict. I laugh for about a million years sometimes. I brush my teeth on camera. I swear I'm cool. I’ll be your healthy nicotine. I clash everything. I never match. I’ll be your complicated oxymoron. I’ll be your best friend and the most caring person you’ll ever meet. I’ll make you laugh when you don’t even want to smile. I live by my heart and I’ll die by it too.
I’m Going to be Impossible…I’m going to make you believe what I said.
Sincerely Yours,
Crimson with Love. xoxoxo <333
myspace: www.myspace.com/faulteredlovely
AIM: CrimsonNevermore
I <33'S TJ FOR THE VIDEO!!!
- Quotes From My Room -
Morbid: You're pretty hot for a thuper thpecial person, haha
Sine: I'm pretty bad, but even she makes me blush sometimes.
Kyle: Me and the pengins talk pengin.
Morbid: Do you have any fat ugly friends? - http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZkL1N19XXG4
Spoon_Kahoon: i ain't no pussy cat doll so dont be pushin' on ma buttons biotch.
......................... Adam: you're too pretty.
Cr!m_Karma: mmm no.
Adam: its annoying.
.................. Morbid: *mastercard voice* - There's some things money CAN'T buy! For everything else, Crim has plastic Dinosaurs!
foreverLFC: crim is a gangsta nerd rockstar.. weirdest combo.
.................................. Morbid: Hey, ya know what, smartass, you dated a guy who liked anime a whole lot more than me, so bite me :p.
Morbid: I will never tell you another secret about me again, hahaha.
Morbid: You're cut off.
............................ Parking Lot Binvalid_text you are like woman god.
Parking Lo...: what if im drunk off of youuu.
Parking Lot Binvalid_text haaha damn im lame.
(kenny was very drunk lol. ^^^^^^).
....................................... GFitzpatri...: umm.... i wanna be on you.
Cr!m_Karma: lol why?
GFitzpatrick: u look comfortable.
.................................. Adam: did you ever read lord of the rings crim?
Cr!m_Karma: nope lol.
Adam: you have an elf nose.
Adam: its cute.
.............................. _purple_: nah shes not hot no1 say that lol.
_purple_: shes whackkkkk.
.......................................... Cr!m_Karma: because youre black.
Cr!m_Karma: lol.
Jello Pony: ohhhhhhhhhhhh!.
Cr!m_Karma: sry couldnt resist.
Jello Pony: haha Crim lol can't believe you said that haha.
...................................... Parking Lot Binvalid_text CRIM!
Parking Lot Binvalid_text im naked and im playing zelda.
.......................................Morbid: Kris: i am taller than most every girl i meetProt3us J: Yeah well, that's not a terrible qualityProt3us J: Means you don't have to climb up onto the kitchen counter to reach something, like another girl I know.
....................................... will_brrr2003: crim wont let it alone till she has both my balls nailed to the wall haha.
...................................... Morbid: <,3...it's a heart with a palpatation!
Cr!m_Karma: wow that was by far the lamest thing youve ever done. lol.
Gypsy Son: it looks like it's bleeding a drop :(.
Morbid: :(.
Morbid: Well, now it IS bleeding...lol.
............................................... Morbid: I think Crim would make a hot leprochan.
Cr!m_Karma: lol id allow ppl to get their hands on my lucky charms.
Morbid: ......
Cr!m_Karma: lol.
Morbid: ROFL.
Gypsy Son: haha.
............................................... Parking Lot Binvalid_text mommy says every time crim smiles a baby deer is born.
dropthegloves7: bambi!
........................................ ★Obsess: i want you to know i just burned my pizza looking at your cute ass.
★Obsess: i forgot it was in the oven.
............................................ dropthegloves7: you now own a business.
Parking Lot Binvalid_text yes.
dropthegloves7: crimson and company.
dropthegloves7: gnite crim & co.
.............................................. Adam: whats that an english biscuit?
Adam: wheres the tea?
Cr!m_Karma: fuck you lol.
Cr!m_Karma: its a poptart.
Adam: lol.
Adam: an english poptart?
Cr!m_Karma: tosser lol.
....................................... Cr!m_Karma: well i cant walk.
Cr!m_Karma: i cant crawl.
Cr!m_Karma: what can i do?
BaXXter™♠§HOW«N»TELL♠: lol.
BaXXter™♠§HOW«N»TELL♠: u can sit.
BaXXter™♠§HOW«N»TELL♠: on chair.
BaXXter™♠§HOW«N»TELL♠: and chat.
Cr!m_Karma: lol.
Cr!m_Karma: geez strict.
BaXXter™♠§HOW«N»TELL♠: lol.
................................................ Morbid: She's like, the Crimfather.
Cr!m_Karma: bow down gangsta.
Morbid: ROFL...
Cr!m_Karma: lol.
Gypsy Son: haha.
Morbid: She'll make you an offer you can't refuse.
............................................ Parking Lot Binvalid_text shit, i'm still waiting for my balls to drop.
Cr!m_Karma: lol.
Cr!m_Karma: unneeded.
Parking Lot Binvalid_text IF YOU DONT EAT YOUR MEAT! YOU CANT HAVE ANY PUDDING!!
Gypsy Son: lol.
Cr!m_Karma: ew.
....................................... mcroaddog: i'm gonna get dressed, need to go to swim-pool shop.
Cr!m_Karma: uh huh.
Cr!m_Karma: you mean the gay nickel throwing club?
Cr!m_Karma: lol.
mcroaddog: thx crim that boosted my mood :p.
Cr!m_Karma: youre welcome.
mcroaddog: lolz.
mcroaddog: laters ;).
...................................................... Pecker. Bomb: shes all jacked up on red bullll.
* icemathe1st left the room.
* birdman left the room.
* adzy111 left the room.
Cr!m_Karma: and they left me.
Cr!m_Karma: lol.
Pecker. Bomb: lol.
Pecker. Bomb: you gotta keep them entertained.
Cr!m_Karma: pssh nigga please.
Pecker. Bomb: do work nigga do work.
..................................... addict: there's a sadistic mind behind the pretty face!
....................... mcroaddog: the truth must be said.
Cr!m_Karma: lol fag much?
mcroaddog: i'm having a good day.
mcroaddog: for like once in a month.
mcroaddog: and she goes, fag much?
Pecker. Bomb: fag!
Cr!m_Karma: lmfao.
Pecker. Bomb: haha.
mcroaddog: just be happy about my good day ok crim:p.
Cr!m_Karma: never.
mcroaddog: psshhh its in ur own advantage.
Cr!m_Karma: eh..not really.
................ Pecker. Bomb: id jump you in the street.
Cr!m_Karma: and steal my wallet? lol.
Pecker. Bomb: but i might not see you. cause i cant see that low to the ground.
.............................. Cr!m_Karma: i know.
Cr!m_Karma: thats why i volunteered.
Cr!m_Karma: i get to feed baby animals.
Cr!m_Karma: teach lil kids.
Cr!m_Karma: and count alligators and trail nests.
Morbid: You teaching little kids scares me.
Cr!m_Karma: lol.
Cr!m_Karma: i teach nature class and survival.
Morbid: Yeah, you'll be like.
Morbid: "Ok Kids...this, is a T-rex. He's a carnivore. He makes noises like *ARGHAEHH SCREECH AHHHGHGHGH* and he EATS the other Dinosaurs like *AGHGHHH CHOMP SCREEHC*".
I am ME Like It or Not™: lol.
Cr!m_Karma: lmfao i so would.
Cr!m_Karma: lol.
I am ME Like It or Not™: i could see that too.
....................................... StreetThiefProductions: i'd b afraid 2 b around you, i might not see u down there and kick u on accident.
......................................... Rican Casanova: what did i miss?
StreetThiefProductions: crim being a jerkoff.
[Cr!m_Jawbreaker_Karma]: lol.
StreetThiefProductions: so nothing just the usual.
Rican Casanova: lol.
[Cr!m_Jawbreaker_Karma]: fucker.
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