GUN WROTE ME A SONG (:
Well she sits there with her poofed up hair
Any semblance of normal is barely there
I remember my face got damp
When she got rid of her same-named lamp
gunnero: Brynnie with the looks of a giraffe
She’d still be tall if she was cut in half
Steals lots of guys shirts And likes to act like a jerk
Yul Brynner has stilts for legs
Don’t let her get close to the kegs…
Those big eyes lacking pigmentation
Their appeal is solely her imagination
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Carolina, California
You’d never know from the sound of her voice
All day long she thinks of boys
Getting free food is only her choice
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I Love:
Lumberjacks. Talking about dirty things. The beach. Summertime. Lazy days. Baldies. Late night phone calls. Hour long showers. The unexpected. Men with beards. Chicken tacos. Dressing up like a cowgirl. My truck.
I Hate:
Anyone who tells me what to do. Anything related to sparkly vampires. Hot dogs, bologna and ricotta cheese.
My name is Bryn.
(pronounced burr-in; rhymes with win) I do not show. Ever. You're not an exception
Yes, i'm single. No, that doesn't mean I want you.
I am legal and currently reside in Sacramento, CA.
One of two things will happen when you come in my live. I will either find you attractive and/or funny and hit on you all the time. Or I will be rude and sarcastic to you until I decide you're not a dirty perv.
Chances are if you're an arrogant son of a bitch who thinks he's the hottest thing on earth I won't like you due to the fact that there only needs to be one cocky person in a conversation. And that's always me.
I'm not here to meet a guy to date. I get enough guys irl so don't expect me to be chasing after you. It's the internet and i'm pretty much only on here for shits and giggles.
Anything else you would like to know you may ask. I'm pretty open to discuss pretty much anything.
Bryynnnn!
I still haven't come to save you on my horseyy. ):
Or save peanutt. D:
I'm a total slacker.
But i miss you darling.
You should text me A.S.A.P.!!!!!!!!
Or else we will have to throw down fool!
She stays up all night has the cleanest house on the street, This Bryn chick's just too sweet I can't think of anything else to go with this song, so that's why it's not so long. So bryn no one on ones you may just get recorded in a thong lol I'm just kidding, you are too cool, hope you have a good night bryn, talk to you l8rs!
Alutheus
AKA
Josh