Zev-to-Xev

All night by the dead Zev All night by dead Zev I did lay If only my tears could be real I would rust myself away Oh Zev! Zev! Eyes like jewels, skin sublime Zev was the Zeviest of all time. Mouth of an angel, hair beyond compare Oh Zev, Zev, Zev, will you ever be there? Hands of gold, buttery thighs Breasts that were the perfect size. I'm A broken heart in a metal head My darling Zev is dead, dead, dead! Oh, how full and moist your lips Oh, how round and choice your hips And your voice, so full of glee Please be Zev again for me. Creamy calves, delicious toes Zev is gone, oh worst of woes. Zev, those lips, that kiss you blew Zev's the girl I want to - huh?

Marriage is the leading cause of all divorce

She preventeth them that desire her, in making herself first known unto them

El Elohim…Elohi Elohei Sabaoth Elion Sadai…Ehyeh Asher…Ehyeh Adonai…Jah Sadai...Tetragrammaton Sadai…Agioso O Theos Ischiros Athanaton…Agla Amen

Seeing a human being fall from grace. I never tire of it. A face twisted with suffering, a face drowning with pleasure. It speaks to my heart more than any other work of art

Good morning Matron
Good morning, Zev-to-Xev. Lesson 369. Your mistress asks you "Do you think I'm fat?" What is the correct answer?

• A. No!
• B. It's not what you look like on the outside, but the woman on the inside that matters to me
• C. I like a woman with a lot of meat on her bones! Can we get naked now and play ride the tower of power?

B. It's not what you look like on the outside, but the woman on the inside that matters to me
Wrong! The correct answer is - C. I like a woman with a lot of meat on her bones! Can we get naked now and play ride the tower of power?
(angry) Zev-to-Xev - always flatter your mistress. Never admit her failings. Use any occasion to please her in bed. Zev-to-Xev - at this rate you will not graduate from the Love Slave academy for - 5.9 years
I'll try to do better in the future, Matron

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